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We've been encountering lots of little problems with the Geo Metro (which still hasn't been named; "Shifty" is the current favorite).

It seems it's been burning off oil one little puff at a time. Here it is, nearly empty, making a huge racket with the lifters.

Yes it's a Shakespeare quote. Read a book! Or at least go see a play!

No original this time. You'll have to deal with YouTube sizes.

We recently purchased a used 1996 Geo Metro Sedan (in the forum parlance, a "4/5"). It was cheap, and mechanically sound (so far as we could determine), but it had a lot of minor problems: cosmetic, trim, and electrical.

One of the biggest problems was that the driver's door didn't open from the inside. It doesn't sound huge, but coupled with the frequent Florida rain, and the driver's window not seating properly when rolled up... well, it needed immediate fixing. I had thought the problem was just a slipped actuator rod, but it turned out that the latch mechanism was borked.

Locks online were $70 and up. Junkyards didn't have much in the way of Metros. I eventually found a '96 Metro Hatchback with a working lock; it looked the same to me. 30 minutes of swearing, 1/8 teaspoon of blood, and $20 later, I was ready to fulfill my wife's fondest wishes.