We've been encountering lots of little problems with the Geo Metro (which still hasn't been named; "Shifty" is the current favorite).
It seems it's been burning off oil one little puff at a time. Here it is, nearly empty, making a huge racket with the lifters.
Yes it's a Shakespeare quote. Read a book! Or at least go see a play!
No original this time. You'll have to deal with YouTube sizes.