Apparently the school system has long known that holidays are hectic. I got this hilarious form letter about giving a holiday gift to one of our teachers.

Dear Parents,

(Event/Holiday) is approaching. My how time does fly! We would like to do something from the children to (Teacher's name).

There are more blanks that need to be hand-filled, of course. I'd write the rest of the letter for you, but I've got to go. My, how time does fly!